Thursday 26 July 2012

Germany, in text

My random thoughts from Germany.


They sell cigarettes on the plane.
CIGARETTES EVERYWHERE!
Man or women. No. Hipster
Mmmm landjedger(?)
And cake. Alcoholic cake.
I keep falling asleep in the cars.
Honey bun? Lol. They're keeping it fresh. (This is about my grandparents nicknames for eachother)
🎵 you'd look real cute with my dick in your mouth 🎵
The only word I know in Greek is yes. This might be a problem.
We are touching the clouds. (This is about a conversation I had with my dad when I was like 10. I'm probably the only one who rememberes it.)
Those motherfucking Germans with their nice cars
3 beers already. I like Germany
People keep talking about how white I am. :P
Spatial!
Ate too much spatial.
I think the only reason why humans procreate is because they want their kid to have a better life than they did. but it never seems to work out.
People say its not the destination, but the journey that matters. But I usually sleep though the journey.
Yaki is so embarrassing.
Why don't people trust me. I tell them something and they have to get a second opinion. Am I that stupid?
They serve earl grey with lemon here. Hmm.
God damn. Do there people ever listen?
Dear attractive German boys, either fuck me, or stop being so fucking attractive.
The airport security ride bikes around the airport. How fucking awesome is that!
That girl is so kawaii. Why can't I be that kawaii?
I'm so fucking tired.
Hot food cold beer. German logic.
Yaki is talking to a cute hipster boy. I hate my life. This is so funny. And sad. At the same time.
🎵that's right you got me shaking🎵
Yaki wants me to find a husband :P
A hipster with a Mac book. Really? How predictable.
Fucking sitting next to kids. Fuck.
You can smoke in the airports here. Badass.
Dr mass? Nah, dat ass!
Graffiti is cool.

Germany





Leaving toronto

They serve beer on the planes in Europe because Europe is fucking awesome. 

The plane food. All the containers matched. It was cute.


Euros are so pretty! 
Baden Baden

















My Grandfather is bad at taking pictures and I find it funny. 













The clock we were trying to take a picture with

Painted cow
Draw me like one of your french girls. 




Hotel at Black Forest



Black Forest cake. The original. It tasted like alcohol . A lot of alcohol.




MMMMM, French beer.

Ooooo Unicorn brand!




Real German food.


The beer I drank on the first night. It was amazing.


My grandfather with yet more beer.
Family picture



Another family picture
MMmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey look at me being awkward in Switzerland

More beer

Pretty river is pretty.

But wait, theres more beer!

More family pictures

They have vending machines for cigarettes. 





I will post more text about my trip when I have more time, don't worry, you'll all  get to hear about the attractive German boys and awesome shopping soon enough.